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LINKTV
Nov 15, 2012 11:00am PST
, brazil, the third largest city in the world. in this anatomy of a mega-city, we'll explore: the urban geography of immigration and ethnic diversity, thsquatter settlements and self-construction. sao paulo, brazil. with its crowded boulevards and massive skyscrapers, it seems awealthy as any city in the world. sao paulo is unique among latin american cities. in the early part of t, when places like rio de janeiro copied traditional european styles of construction, sao paulo was following a distinctly american model of urbanism. imitating the forms of chicago and new york, sao paulo built upward,gro. but in a huge ring around ty slies a very different,gro. urban environment. here, stretchingoriles, is a city of self-built structures in various stages of completion. they line hillsides and rocky streets where some of sao paulo's newest immigrants struggo build mes om brick and cen where some of sao paulo's alaide and her family came to sao paulo from northeastern brazil. ( alaide speaking portuguese ) translator: from there my father came first to work. came i as a maid,my motwas amsts
PBS
Nov 1, 2012 2:30pm PDT
. what is the challenge and the joy of doing that? >> i grew up in brazil, so the music i was inspired by was the boss a notebook, which was heavily influenced by chet baker -- was bossa nova. it is understated, not ornamented, it is subtle. the challenges exactly that, i am completely naked in the sound, without anything to hold me. a lot of what he recorded was done live. he wanted to do everything in one take, because they did not know if they could get a second take. tavis: let me switch to "duos iii". tell me about this project. >> it is the end of a trilogy that i started 10 years ago. for some, he was -- for me was definitely a legend. growing up with that sound, it was what i knew how to do and wanted to do. it is very traditional. these are standards of the brazilian repertoire, and bringing new to this moment in doing an absolutely live. there are a lot of mistakes, but there is something about taking a photograph of that moment. and then finding the beauty in it and choosing to show it to people. tavis: you grew up in brazil. what has been the greatest joy of having grown up
NBC
Nov 4, 2012 9:00am PST
and brazil. in chile which is giving money to anyone in the world who wants to start a company there, you see entrepreneurship booming. in silicon valley it's not that we're not doing well, but it's stagnant. it's not growing the way it should be growing. >> how much of this is that the earth is just getting flatter, though? there's a brazilian company called levin and if you ever get a chance to meet bell pesci, she's one of the engineers there, an up-and-comer out of brazil. is doing incredible things for companies. and when i download the app the fact it's from brazil, i don't even know that, nor do i care. maybe this is a victory for america, that we have exported this idea. >> we've exported our wealth. we've exported our prosperity. is that a victory? >> no. but i'd rather have a brazil or a china or an india that -- >> if we were doing it deliberately out of the goodness of our hearts, but we're not doing it deliberately. we're doing it out of stupidity. >> but there's an underlying question here, which is if i'm that entrepreneur, if i'm going to start a company, if i have the option,
CSPAN
Nov 18, 2012 9:00pm EST
to africa, indonesia, the gulf, china, india, brazil, japan, and malaysia. the late lord mayor has been doing the same, visiting no fewer than 26 countries during his year in office. now i know there are some people who say this is not real foreign-policy, or worse still, it is just loading policy. i believe there is a race to when britain and leading from the front. i make no apology from linking britain to the fastest-growing parts of the world. i am proud of the fact that in just two years british exports of goods to brazil are up 25%, up 40%, russia up 80%. last week we took steps towards a new defense partnership with united arab emirate that could be worth more than 6 billion pounds to british industry. i want us to go further still. when i look around the world, i see countries like germany using overseas business that works to drive new business. in brazil, for example, 1700 members of the german chamber. 1700 members of the u.s. chamber's. how many does the u.k. have? just 240. we need to do all whole lot better than that. i have asked steven green, our trade minister to work a
ABC
Nov 20, 2012 11:35pm PST
. i see a world bursting with opportunities. india, china, brazil, ishares, small-caps, large-caps, ishares. industrials. low cost. every dollar counts. ishares. income. dividends. bonds. i like bonds. ishares. commodities. diversification. choices. my own ideas. ishares. i want to use the same stuff the big guys use. ishares. 9 out of 10 large, professional investors choose ishares for their etfs. introducing the ishares core, etfs for the heart of your portfolio. tax efficient and low cost building blocks to help you keep more of what you earn. call your advisor. visit ishares.com. ishares. yeah, ishares. ishares by blackrock. call 1-800-ishares for a prospectus which includes investment objectives, risks, charges and expenses. read and consider it carefully before investing. [ male announcer ] every time you say no to a cigarette you celebrate a little win. nicorette gum helps calm your cravings and makes you less irritable. quit one cigarette at a time. and makes you less irritable. sometimes life can be well, a little uncomfortable. but when it's hard or hurts to go to th
SFGTV2
Nov 20, 2012 8:30pm PST
on mexico and chile and brazil. one of the great things we're missing right now, it is part of the root of this mess about it -- immigration. our partners are right there. those old movies where people -- there was the girl next door, and the hero tries to fall in love with some likely candidates. she turns out to be loyal and ticks down her hair and -- takes down her hair and glasses. that is mexico. brazil and you'll get all those countries, we have to go look at china. we have to reach out to india. i went down to mexico on an economic development mission and was the first governor to go there in four years from any state. we're missing a tremendous opportunity. >> thank you. governor brown, i'm sure you know that on any given day, people from other states are knocking on doors of co's in the valley and trying to get them to expand in other states or move to other states. someone in this room may have engaged in that. >> they cannot all expand in california. we are try to help california. quex their offering tax breaks. >> we are not offering a break. >> not only you. what do you say
CNBC
Nov 28, 2012 4:00am EST
is on -- stay tune all of that. >>> brazil's central bank is set to make its latest interest rate decision today. the bank is widely expected to call time on a yearlong easing cycle that has seen interest rates fall to a record low of 7.25%. neil sheering of capital economics joins us now. 7.25%, still pretty high by developed world performance. do they not have more room to cut? >> well, you'd think so, wouldn't you? the reality is the bank now is facing two conflicting forces, i think. growth on the one hand seems to be picking up. before they started cutting interest rates over a year ago, and they cult interest rates by over 5.25% now. that seems to have cut through to some pickup in growth. that's likely to show the economy group by 1% or more in the quarter. >> quarter on quarter? not annualized. so about 4%. >> exactly, yes. whether that's sustained is another thing. but the other issue they've got to bear in mind is inflation starts to pick up. primarily driven by food inflation. but inflation now is kind of running at 5.5%. still within target range, so with the economy picking up pace,
NBC
Nov 1, 2012 11:00pm PDT
together into 1. >>> we're back in a moment with brodie brazil and key roster moves by the giants. >>> good evening. i'm brodie brazil. you would think just one day after their world series parade, san francisco's baseball team would find some way to soak in the glory by simply staying out of the limelight. like i said, you would think. but instead, they made some waves. hear this out. the giants, today, declined to make qualifying offers to marco scutaro, angel pagan and jeremy affeldt. before you assume the worst, they plan to keep all of the players. >>> the next piece of news is very concrete, though. aubrey huff's time with the giants is definitely over. the team declined his $10 million option for 2013. huff was a key contributor in the title run of 2010. but only a role player, hitting .192, with 1 homer in 52 games. >>> 49er linebacker, aldon smith, caught up in another off-the-field incident. smith was reportedly involved in an altercation outside a restaurant last night. a police report vaguely confirms a, quote, disturbance between two males that necessitated a police presence. s
ABC
Nov 4, 2012 9:00am EST
. >>> our power house roundtable. george will, cokie roberts, donna brazile, matthew dowd and ronald brownstein of the national journal. >>> hello again. this is it. just hours to go before the final votes and for so many americans, about 40% voters, election day has already come and gone. a new record that has already led to long lines like this at polling stations. some good news in the early vote. that makes sense. the race has been tight from the start. today, it could not be closer. our brand-new abc news/washington post poll shows an absolutely dead-heat. 48%. in the battleground states, a small but steady lead for president obama and it's in the battlegrounds especially those mid western states of iowa, wisconsin and ohio, where the candidates are making their closing arguments. >> the american auto industry is back on top. osama bin laden is dead. we have made real progress. but we are here today because we know that we got more work to do. >> the question in this election is this, stay on the course that we are on or real change? because we represent real change. >>> with th
FOX Business
Nov 2, 2012 3:00pm EDT
like northern europe, we'd like asia, we buy commercial markets. liz: we have brazil on a couple of these funds. why brazil? >> brazil is an interesting play. the stocks are very cheap. they trade for about less than 10 times earnings, and one of the things we like about it is the real evidence of structural reform. we see monetary policy model tries on the types of structural reform that leads to faster growth. also, very good energy, and as a is a sector that we like over the long-term. liz: let me just say you also like china funds. these are energy companies, banks, etc., china, seeing a little bit of a slowdown? >> i think we are. china has been a disappointment this year. no one believes it's going back to 10% growth. we do think the worst news is behind it and it will rebound in 2013. another area is chinese small caps. companies that will benefit the most consumption continues to rise in china. liz: chinese small caps. an unbelievable story that has been up-and-down. it is good to see you. thank you very much. >> and you, turn to. liz: we will see what happens a couple of
CNBC
Nov 5, 2012 12:00pm EST
and countries gives you tremendous diversification. people talk about the brics -- brazil, russia, india and china. any of those are different from any around the world. japan and germany have more in common than whereas brazil and russia. a broadly coerce identified e mernling markets portfolio belongs in the tool kit of the investors. >> josh, do you have a question? >> rob, i'm a fan of your work. >> thank you. >> my question would be you're talk about being net short u.s. equities. i know your benchmark as opposed to other money managers is not a traditional stock or bond measurement but inflation plus points to the upside. you are concerned with purchasing power. >> you bet. >> if that's the case are you looking for deflationary environment going forward? >> no. actually not. we are looking at an inflationary environment. >> how far into the future? >> the net short is largely a way of hedging out the equity market sensitivity of other investments. you can take some of the stock market risk out. >> can you clarify if the u.s. market is going up or down? >> short term it's fine. this
FOX News
Nov 29, 2012 12:00am PST
to the corner jie. this is why brazil needs to be stopped. >> i love the brazilians. this is amazing. i have to go visit there. >> i would punch somebody out starting with that little girl. i would have smacked her and her doll and when the door opened i would have found who ever it was and strangled this them. that is the most absurd, stupid thing i have ever seen. somebody can get hurt over that. >> when i tiers saw it i was feeling bad for the people, but then i thought they put this little girl in danger. >> if that was me the little girl would have been hurt. >> yes. i would have kicked out the panels of the elevator and looking for the sick sob who pulled that stunt. >> maybe she was orchestrating it all. >> don't do that to me is what i am saying. >> they are all checking themselves out in the mirror beforehand. >> every person. even the really fat dude. that was more of a social experiment than the girl. >> they are sprucing up. >> jedediah, why is it the little girl with the doll scares them so much? >> it is scary, but i feel terrible saying this, but i like it. it is hysterical. i
ABC
Nov 6, 2012 8:00pm PST
among minorities, it's very hard to win a majority. >> and donna brazile, that is why you see president obama holding on in those southeastern states of florida, north carolina and virginia but also doing quite well in the polls coming in the southwest, as well, new mexico, nevada and colorado. >> the democrats have always believed that you have to enlarge the electorate. you have to reach out to women. you have to reach out to minorities. but more importantly, i wanted to bring this in. in 1992 in the bill clinton campaign, the white electorate, 87%, by 2000 for al gore, 81%. today, in the 2008 campaign, 74% of the electorate and today, 72%. so it's declining, the minority population is increasing. >> okay, i want to go now and give you a projection. it is north carolina coming in for governor romney. again, we had seen him a bit ahead there and there it is, it is a switch, of course, president obama won it narrowly back in 2008 but now it goes to governor romney. >> this was not a state that president obama was counting on but certainly one they were hoping for because they had invest
CNN
Nov 25, 2012 7:00am PST
initiatives. of course, there's been a rise in exports. brazil has enjoyed a rapid growth fueled by commodities. the question is whether the rise is sustainable. the world bank cautions that class remains a major opportunity to latin america. you are likely to spend the same number of years in school as your parents. the economist points out that the difference in the quality of school ace tended by those at the top and bottom income groups is bigger than anywhere else in the world. the growth of a latin america meddle class is obviously good news but there's reason to worry about its economic future. wre cently reported how brazil's growth rate closely tracked the dmod prices. if those prices drop as a result of a slowdown in china and europe as many economists expect, brazil and latin america's grouktd will stall. that could mean new entrance to the middle class may slip back into poverty. that night to be diversified. the many closed sectors and markets across the region need to open up further and foster competition. but how will these governments raise money? this is where l
NBC
Nov 3, 2012 8:00pm PDT
area. >>> let's bring in brody brazil. hopefully things are better today. stanford did well today. >> that is true. cal last night not so successful. stanford in colorado nor the first time since 1990. the cardinal worry about the high altitude environment. we'll tell you what the real factor turned out to be in sports. ah. fire bad! just have to fire roast these tomatoes. do you churn your own butter what? too? this is going to give you a head start on your dinner. that seems easier sure does who are you? [ female announcer ] new progresso recipe starters. five delicious cooking sauces you combine with fresh ingredients to make amazing home-cooked meals. ♪ ambiance [ female announcer ] new progresso recipe starters. your head-start to home cooked. >>> just two minutes into his night brandon rush went up for a dunk, was fouled in the process and landed on his left leg. he was in pain and frustration and today we know why. rush tore his left acl and will miss the rest of this regular season. in college brandon tore his right acl and tweeted this today. been through this
MSNBC
Nov 3, 2012 2:30am PDT
now >> for anybody who works here, it's just fun to see when chili from tlc is doing brazil butt lift, and she tweets about it or paul ryan talks about his p90x. so many politicians, celebrities, actors talk about doing this, but the thing we're very careful about this is to not make this the star show. the stars of this business are the customers. they're real people who don't have the financial incentive to look great in front of the camera. ♪ be the first customer is, i think, one of the most important things for somebody to really give themselves distinction in the marketplace. it's very easy to see a need out there and think, oh, i can solve that need. unless you viscerally feel the problem, you're not going to solve that need in a way that is going to be really competition proof. we never sort of open the doors and said, hey, come on in and pitch us your product. instead, we looked at, again, using ourselves as the first customers. what would we like? we just develop products that are a way to gratify our own desire to live a healthier, more fit life, in a way that can also fi
CSPAN
Nov 13, 2012 10:00am EST
with the northern hemisphere. there was no mention of brazil. actually, almost nothing about most of latin america, certainly, south of the equator. i wonder if you could lend some insight on the implications of the election for broader u.s. policy, including u.s. economic policy with the rest of latin america. >> sure. why do we get water to other questions. >> i think i need to be more skeptical than other people because we have heard a lot of similar statements in the past. my question to michael and peter and manuel will be, ok -- [inaudible] the recent polls that reelected president obama and in power what?os to do what custome this question is related to, what is the political capital that the latinos now have once president obama has been reelected and there won't be any more real elections? for the many problems that president obama is facing both internally and externally, to what extent does his in ministration be committed to either immigration, policy reform, [inaudible] which are to the big issues with latinos. >> thank you. one last one? what i have a try at these two, and i'm sure m
CSPAN
Nov 5, 2012 7:00am EST
to china, to india, to brazil, to turkey. the united states will do just fine in the 21st century but so will a host of developing countries that have been behind the west for many years. and as a consequence the 21st century will not be an american century. it will not be a chinese century, and nations into, in 18th century. it will be no one's world. it would be a world that for the first time in history will be integrated and globalized, smudged together, to use a technical term, but without the guardianship provided by the western anchor. what i'd like to do in the next 15 minutes or so is put some flesh on the bones, tell you i think we are at the cusp of that historical intersection. and then end i say a few things about what we as americans should do about it. that the pendulum is swinging and power diffusing is, in my mind, unstoppable. and i'll just try to out a few facts and figures, and i'm drawing mainly on projections from the world bank, the imf, the international monetary fund, and from goldman sachs. goldman sachs likes to do studies of future. united states is today by f
ABC
Nov 18, 2012 8:00am PST
and analysis with our powerhouse roundtable with george will, donna brazile, jonathan karl, newt gingrich and congressman xavier becerra. >>> plus -- ♪ sugar sugar >> america's favorite tasty treat turns into another political football. is it twilight for the twinkie? >>> good morning. george stephanopoulos has the weekend off. we begin with breaking news from the middle east where despite talks of a possible cease-fire, the air war between hamas and israel is continuing. so let's get right to it. we have alex marquardt in gaza city and christiane amanpour in jerusalem, and, alex, let me begin with you. give us a sense of what's been going there on in gaza. >> reporter: good morning, martha. it's been very consistent pummeling of gaza by the israeli air force and a consistent launching of rockets by these palestinian militant groups. we are hearing the bombings going off rather incessantly. just a short while ago, a palestinian group launched a rocket from just a short distance away. this goes on throughout the day, into the night. around 2:00 a.m. we were woken up by this barrage of ar
CNN
Nov 10, 2012 4:30am PST
around 50% fewer co2 emissions than coal. and it's also why, with our partner in brazil, shell is producing ethanol - a biofuel made from renewable sugarcane. >>a minute, mom! let's broaden the world's energy mix. let's go. i just served my mother-in-law your chicken noodle soup but she loved it so much... i told her it was homemade. everyone tells a little white lie now and then. but now she wants my recipe [ clears his throat ] [ softly ] she's right behind me isn't she? [ male announcer ] progresso. you gotta taste this soup. we don't let frequent heartburn come between us and what we love. so if you're one of them people who gets heartburn and then treats day after day... block the acid with prilosec otc and don't get heartburn in the first place! [ male announcer ] one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. >>> we're in evans, georgia, and this is southern tots. ashley jernigan started this clothing company after she received a pink slip in 2010. >> let's pick out some fabric that goes together. >> i had been laid off, it was a new chapter. i thought okay, i'm going
CNN
Nov 10, 2012 1:30pm PST
and their wallets back in line. a tem in brazil. the secure cloud helped us get some numbers from my assistant's pc in new york. and before i reached the top, the board meeting became a congrats we sold the company party. wait til my wife's phone hears about this. [ cellphone vibrating ] [ female announcer ] with cisco at the center, working together has never worked so well. [ female announcer ] with cisco at the center, [ female announcer ] some people like to pretend a flood could never happen to them. and that their homeowners insurance protects them. [ thunder crashes ] it doesn't. stop pretending. only flood insurance covers floods. ♪ visit floodsmart.gov/pretend to learn your risk. . >>> you know, for years, i have been talking about the dangers of obesity. and believe it or not, today i have good news to report. philadelphia has been on the front line of this epidemic, but also recently turned the tide. and childhood obesity is in fact going down. the question is, how did they do it? well, a big part of the answer is right on the corner, the corner store. philadelphia is known for food, a
CNN
Nov 11, 2012 4:00am PST
in brazil, shell is producing ethanol - a biofuel made from renewable sugarcane. >>a minute, mom! let's broaden the world's energy mix. let's go. >>> move over, madea. tyler perry has a new character in his life and his name is alex cross. >> let me see your hands. let me see your hands. put down the gun. put down the weapon now. do it now. is this what you want to die doing? drop the gun? >> there would be no alex cross, of course, without american author and novelist james patterson. his books have sold an estimated 260 million worldwide and writing isn't the only thing that he has dedicated his life to. he sat down and told our nadia bilchik his real passion. >> welcome. it's great pleasure to see you again albeit virtually this time. >> thank you, thank you, thank you. >> so tyler perry has been interviewed great deal recently and he said there's only one reason for doing "alex cross" the movie. it's because of you. for you, why tyler perry? >> one reason is tyler perry. i love working with him. he's talented, devoted, and hard-working. i love alex cross. he's hard-working. unbeli
CNN
Nov 17, 2012 1:30pm PST
... and a telepresence room in brazil. the secure cloud helped us get some numbers from my assistant's pc in new york. and before i reached the top, the board meeting became a congrats we sold the company party. wait til my wife's phone hears about this. [ cellphone vibrating ] [ female announcer ] with cisco at the center, working together has never worked so well. fa . >>> you know, a year ago i got a phone call i don't think i am ever going to forget. it was former president bill clinton who called to say a close friend's son had just died from an over cost of oxycodone, the pain killer, the friend was just reckless, mixing it with a few beers, in fact. the autopsy showed he was not legally drunk, didn't have that much to drink. but the combination was enough to kill him. and when he called me, the former president, seemed to be almost in shock. he asked for help, he asked me to do something. >> when you called me and told me about ben gupta, i could tell in your voice, you were pretty broken up. you know him well, what kind of kid was he? >> a light shined out of him. that is all i could tell you
CNN
Nov 18, 2012 4:30am PST
for the long haul. i see a world bursting with opportunities. india, china, brazil, ishares, small-caps, large-caps, ishares. industrials. low cost. every dollar counts. ishares. income. dividends. bonds. i like bonds. ishares. commodities. diversification. choices. my own ideas. ishares. i want to use the same stuff the big guys use. ishares. 9 out of 10 large, professional investors choose ishares for their etfs. introducing the ishares core, etfs for the heart of your portfolio. tax efficient and low cost building blocks to help you keep more of what you earn. call your advisor. visit ishares.com. ishares. yeah, ishares. ishares by blackrock. call 1-800-ishares for a prospectus which includes investment objectives, risks, charges and expenses. read and consider it carefully before investing. >>> nba legend, he immediate no introduction, shaquille o'mooel is here to talk about a solution for one of the biggest killers in america, diabetes. it's a growing problem. one in three people by the year 2050 expected to have diabetes in this country. one-third of all americans. what do you think when
CNN
Nov 24, 2012 1:30pm PST
... a desktop in zurich... and a telepresence room in brazil. the secure cloud helped us get some numbers from my assistant's pc in new york. and before i reached the top, the board meeting became a congrats we sold the company party. wait til my wife's phone hears about this. [ cellphone vibrating ] [ female announcer ] with cisco at the center, working together has never worked so well. >>> a survey by the american heart association found that 40% of americans believe their hearts are had great shape. the number? fewer than 1%. president clinton was an example, he passed all his physicals, but later, it took a triple bypass operation to save his life. >> i was lucky i didn't die of a heart attack. >> former president clinton, like too many people, was busy. and for years he ignored warning signs from his heart. but in 2004, during an exhausting book tour, there was something different. >> i had a real tightness in my chest when i was getting off the airplane. and it was the only time i had had it, unrelated to exercise. >> we're here outside the new york presbyterian hospital, where presiden
CNN
Nov 29, 2012 11:00am PST
was chatting with a tablet in sydney... a desktop in zurich... and a telepresence room in brazil. the secure cloud helped us get some numbers from my assistant's pc in new york. and before i reached the top, the board meeting became a congrats we sold the company party. wait til my wife's phone hears about this. [ cellphone vibrating ] [ female announcer ] with cisco at the center, working together has never worked so well. >>> whoever said it doesn't rain in southern california couldn't be more wrong. this sums it up. slippery, wet. there's other problems hitting california right now. wind, high winds, as a matter of fact. northern california bracing for floods. let's bring in meteorologist alexandra steele. this is just the beginning of when's expected to be a series of intense, powerful storms. >> absolutely. this is the tip of the iceberg. 100-mile-per-hour wind gusts in washington and oregon. the system will ramp up and the peak of it over the weekend. storm totals, again, only so far with the system. about a foot of rain in oregon through california, 6 and 7 inches of rain. and the pro
CSPAN
Nov 22, 2012 9:45pm EST
different category. >> host: take brazil. >> guest: the things that constrains growth in the simple, which i do, we go to places like the world bank and if i'm invited to share my house with folks who work on policy issues that are under same thing the united states government. i can boil down my policy recommendations to one thing, one message from a policy standpoint from this book. favor incumbents last, economic incumbents. alpacas and had an era of dramatic growth in the 1960s pakistan was korea today. or think about korea, date and samsung. people thought that was going to be huge success. they are a huge ally of ours. what happened in pakistan if you had a bunch of people rushing to take advantage of the newly created country. a lot of folks from the punjab came over, very tumultuous time. but it created a lot of economic opportunity. the problem was no act two. those families got control of the apparatus appears to people talk about on stability pakistan. from an historical standpoint, there hasn't been enough instability. not the political instability, turnover and president, but th
Comedy Central
Nov 13, 2012 11:30pm PST
of my hat to scientists in brazil who have discovered an alternative erectile dysfunction drug derived from the venom of the banana spider. (laughter) you see they tested the drug and find that it helped helderly rodents overcome erectile dysfunction. at last, a solution to the dwindling rat population. (laughter) ladies and gentlemen -- (cheers and applause) the drug has not been approved for humans just because banana spider venom causes loss of muscle control, breathing problems, paralysis and painful erections in men. so you might die, but at least your family won't have to shell out for a tombstone. (laughter) finally folks, i'm no fan of "sesame street". they expose our children to dangerous liberal ideas like befriending the homeless, two men sleeping in the same bedroom and counting. (laughter) but in a recent segment, the supreme court justice sonia sotomayor, these puppetgandaist went too far. >> we're here to tell you all about the word career. >> i want a career as a princess. a rear! tada! >> abbey, pretending to be a princess is fun, but it is definitely not a a rear. rem
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